Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
MAC x Disney
MAC Cosmetics teams up with Disney this September! Inspired by Disney's finest villains.
Check out the teaser here
george bush doesn't excuse taylah
By the looks of it, people probably interrupted this guy first. But now he's got the power. - ZING.
Cartoon All-Star Roster
Is it bad to say that this would probably be really trippy if you were high? Plus half of these cartoons sound like chain smokers...
Watch it from the beginning here!
Watch it from the beginning here!
DJ approved
Reminiscent of high school when I was obsessed with Hello Kitty.
Story...
I used to buy random Hello Kitty stuff from the godforsaken Claire's, but this one time I was in Dundas Square real late n this man was closing up his little stand and guess what I saw?? A motherf*cken Hello Kitty pencil case. It was dirt cheap (surprise) so I bought it, no questions asked. For weeks I bragged about my unreal HK pencil case with my HK pencils n HK pens n shit until one day my friend was like, "it says Hello KILLY...". I almost died. Probably a mixture of embarrassment, sadness and confusion because how many people read "Hello Killy" and didn't say shit...bitches.
Cheers to HK getting out of Claire's and onto Aerial7...you won't find these on the streets of Dundas Square.
Story...
I used to buy random Hello Kitty stuff from the godforsaken Claire's, but this one time I was in Dundas Square real late n this man was closing up his little stand and guess what I saw?? A motherf*cken Hello Kitty pencil case. It was dirt cheap (surprise) so I bought it, no questions asked. For weeks I bragged about my unreal HK pencil case with my HK pencils n HK pens n shit until one day my friend was like, "it says Hello KILLY...". I almost died. Probably a mixture of embarrassment, sadness and confusion because how many people read "Hello Killy" and didn't say shit...bitches.
Cheers to HK getting out of Claire's and onto Aerial7...you won't find these on the streets of Dundas Square.
Monday, June 28, 2010
left-handed ppl beware
Iphone 4G drops calls if you hold it in your left hand. Thank G' I'm right-handed.
not what the doctor ordered
Dr.Dre explains why "Under Pressure" sounds like something he ripped from a Dr. Pepper commercial. Let's all be reminded for a second that he's been working on this album since 2003...hmm...
summer lovin'
I love Zooey Deschanel so I'm pretty much impartial to anything she does. Therefore, against my better judgment I watched the movie Yes Man starring Jim Carrey (blahh). The scenes that I could tolerate were of Deschanel singing weird break-up songs. Sweet Ballad is my favorite.
Lyrics for Sweet Ballad
Zooey: Got nothing to prove, I’m not your whore
You’re gonna lose, coz I got more
Not sure you can endure
I’m not your little, I’m not your little, I’m not your little Whore…
Von Iva: Whore whore whore…
Zooey: Not your late night booty call
Von Iva: Whore no more…
Zooey: Don’t call me passed 11pm, it won’t happen again 2x
Like a scab that won’t heal, just another sore
Lost face in the crowd such a lonely bore
Don’t call me passed 11pm, it won’t happen again
Happened once,
it happened twice
it happened three times,
maybe four times,
maybe five times,
maybe, maybe it happened six times
but it won’t happen seven times
No no no no no no…
Whore whore whore
Not your late night booty call
Whore no more Don’t call me passed 11pm
it won’t happen again 2x
You could call me at 10.59 but don’t call me at 11 coz that’s my rule now
Yes Man OST by emilymckay
Lyrics for Sweet Ballad
Zooey: Got nothing to prove, I’m not your whore
You’re gonna lose, coz I got more
Not sure you can endure
I’m not your little, I’m not your little, I’m not your little Whore…
Von Iva: Whore whore whore…
Zooey: Not your late night booty call
Von Iva: Whore no more…
Zooey: Don’t call me passed 11pm, it won’t happen again 2x
Like a scab that won’t heal, just another sore
Lost face in the crowd such a lonely bore
Don’t call me passed 11pm, it won’t happen again
Happened once,
it happened twice
it happened three times,
maybe four times,
maybe five times,
maybe, maybe it happened six times
but it won’t happen seven times
No no no no no no…
Whore whore whore
Not your late night booty call
Whore no more Don’t call me passed 11pm
it won’t happen again 2x
You could call me at 10.59 but don’t call me at 11 coz that’s my rule now
Yes Man OST by emilymckay
Pharrell, my man!
I'm not usually a fan of animation but I'm actually looking forward to Despicable Me. But what I'm more excited about is the soundtrack which is produced and co-created by Pharrell Williams.
Pharrell Williams' Contribution to "Despicable Me" Soundtrack by Hypetrak
Despicable Me trailer
Pharrell Williams' Contribution to "Despicable Me" Soundtrack by Hypetrak
Despicable Me trailer
Rappers are liars?
This must be the theme this week, sue rappers for stealing songs that are officially old news. The scoop, songwriter Vincent “Vince P” Peters claims "Stronger" is almost identical to the song he wrote for Kanye in 2006.
It only took Vincey boy 4 years to stop patting himself on the back for penning such a hit to realize he wasn't profiting from it in the least.
If the verse doesn't fit, you must acquit.
sooo we forgive him, right?
Did he beat the living crap out of a young woman? Hmm...I don't recall. Those tears blur the situation.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Gearing up for Twilight
With all the vampire fever and the next Twilight movies coming out (I don't know what it's called) I'm shocked and appalled that people have forgotten the classics like...
kidding, but to be fair I haven't seen it yet. However, I think it's a fair assumption that this movie will be terrible based on the following...
1. Eddie Murphy has a mullet...you can see it clearly in the picture.
1A. How does Eddie Murphy have a mullet?
2. Eddie Murphy wrote the screenplay.
3. Eddie Murphy is in it.
4. Eddie Murphy plays multiple characters
5. This is pre-Golden Globe for Mr. Murphy. However, pre and post are virtually indistinguishable. i.e. Norbit.
Those are just some reasons that come to mind. The only leg this movie really has to stand on is that it's directed by Wes Craven. In light of that, shame on you Wes Craven.
In closing, for most of my Eddie Murphy hating life, which started around Nutty Professor and steadily increased with each sequel and weighs as much as all his characters combined, I have successfully neglected to see this movie. But I'm at a crossroads, what do I hate more, Twilight or Eddie Murphy? This movie will prove to be the tiebreaker.
kidding, but to be fair I haven't seen it yet. However, I think it's a fair assumption that this movie will be terrible based on the following...
1. Eddie Murphy has a mullet...you can see it clearly in the picture.
1A. How does Eddie Murphy have a mullet?
2. Eddie Murphy wrote the screenplay.
3. Eddie Murphy is in it.
4. Eddie Murphy plays multiple characters
5. This is pre-Golden Globe for Mr. Murphy. However, pre and post are virtually indistinguishable. i.e. Norbit.
Those are just some reasons that come to mind. The only leg this movie really has to stand on is that it's directed by Wes Craven. In light of that, shame on you Wes Craven.
In closing, for most of my Eddie Murphy hating life, which started around Nutty Professor and steadily increased with each sequel and weighs as much as all his characters combined, I have successfully neglected to see this movie. But I'm at a crossroads, what do I hate more, Twilight or Eddie Murphy? This movie will prove to be the tiebreaker.
something borrowed, something new?
Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds 1975 hit “Fallin’ In Love.”
Sound familiar? Drake Drizzy Rogers sampled the beginning for "Best I Ever Had". To every listeners surprise, and probably Drake's as well, he's being sued by none other than Playboy Music (who knew they made music?).
My question is, why now? I guess that's a testament to Playboy's ability to spot a hit.
Careful Drake...the beginning of this song sounds familiar too...
Dead Prez - Hip Hop
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